Beauty Marks
Beauty Marks: Category Archive for smut

Two for the price of one?

Forever twelve

Speaks for itself

We've all passed a lot of water since then

Mistake - slang, vulgar synonym for same ...

Destination: Paris et les magazines de la mode

Destination: Parigi

We are not amused

No thank you

MPH matters

Licious. Just licious.

Destination: The ski resorts of Summit County, Colorado

December Birchbox

Bright line rules

Destination: Drinking in Vegas with my Ladybrain

October Birchbox

NSFW or for Dad

Destination: Noto

Meanwhile, over in France ...

Destination: Sicily, where sex sells

Destination: anche la Sicilia

Tissue? I hardly even know you.

Destination: Vienna

Still speechless after all these years

Every party needs a pooper?

Turning up my nose ...

Not again!

The scold

Tastes like ass (or Destination: France)

Destination: Munich

Is it just me (again)?

Weiner? I hardly even know 'er.

When you gonna drop Magnum on us, buddy?

A visit to World Market

Good thing we're not British

Destination: San Juan

Strongly recommended

Holiday Cheer

A trip to H Mart; or, how we spent our fall break.

When slang hurts you

NSFW!!!!

Thinking of something positive to say . . .

Please release me, let me go!

Because I am twelve

The Family Jewels

Mea culpa

Miscellany from all around

I don't get it

A brand name I've never understood

Did they think before naming?

It's always the quiet ones

Speechless

Destination: Denver

Continuing the theme from yesterday

You buy yourself a tape recorder, you just record yourself for a whole day.

Misguided?

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