Tissue? I hardly even know you.

Quite a while ago I commented on a French toilet paper whose slogan was "one sheet will do," and concluded that thinking about what that meant made me not want to buy it.

I reach the same conclusion here:


Ew.

And while I'm still a bit giddy over the correct use of "fewer pieces," I fear that only happened because someone thought "less pieces left behind" was too much of a tongue-twister.

And while I'm driving this into the ground anyway, why a bear as a toilet paper mascot? Does a bear shit in the woods and use toilet paper?

Commentary isn't pretty, folks. What can I say?!

 

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