I thought that the cacophony emanating from Jersey Shore and The Real Housewives of New Jersey had dissipated a bit. I think Bulova got the message a bit late, and a bit off course:
I guess it's better than the Secaucus Collection, but not by a lot.
N.B. Hey, I can diss Jersey - both my parents are from there. I did serious time as a child in a car on the fetid northern end of the Turnpike. I know whereof I speak!