Here is a wine that speaks softly yet still carries a big stick. What the hell do I mean by that? While its name by no means falls into the "bitch category," I know it's speaking to me. 

Heaven only knows that one of the pleasures of wine is its power to help take the edge off a tough day. Yes, it helps you relax:

This is a German riesling from Schmitt Söhne, and I think they were smart to ditch their mouthful of a German name in favor of something easily marketable and pronounceable. Relax is low in alcohol, refreshing on the palate, and was a lovely complement to the cheese you see in the photo behind it. No, it's not a complex wine, but for the $7 or so I spent? Well worth it. Though it's neither festooned in pink nor bitchy, the sleek design and succinct name are nonetheless subtly targeted to women, in my view, as it conveys just exactly what my having-it-all generation wants to do after a day of multitasking.

(Thanks to my pal Jody for those gorgeous riesling glasses!)