Why rush?

Preemptive multitasking is so 20th century.

You didn't have anything else to do today, did you?

The circle that mesmerizes.

How long did you want to sit on your ass today?

When you really, really, really, really, really, really do want to log off.

The complications of digital with the speed of analog.

Now in both Compatibility and Incompatibility modes!

Oh . . . you wanted to save that?

And the theme songs, of course:

Driven to Tears

Stuck in a Moment You Can't Get Out Of

We Have All the Time in the World

Yes, it's been a bad few days with my operating system, and maybe it just needs a little nap.  We'll just power down for a little while and hope we feel better when (if?) we wake up. 

(And no, I'm not giving up the day job to create slogans.  Being a critic is hard work enough!)