Continuing the theme from yesterday
I foresee a cooperative marketing opportunity between Gene Simmons and Procter & Gamble, what with P&G's "It's love at first pump" slogan for Dawn Direct Foam and the goods in Simmons' trademark application for ZIPPER.
And when you do click on that application link, tell me how the goods identified are consistent with Gene's statement on the website for the A&E television series Gene Simmons Family Jewels that Gene has "always attributed his ethics, morals and drive to his mother's notion's [sic] about life," would you? Is she really shepping nachas from this?
And from a more practical marketing-related perspective, paper dolls and life sized dolls used in sexual activity? And coloring books too? Interesting business model, I gotta say.
Hat tip to Nancy Friedman.
And when you do click on that application link, tell me how the goods identified are consistent with Gene's statement on the website for the A&E television series Gene Simmons Family Jewels that Gene has "always attributed his ethics, morals and drive to his mother's notion's [sic] about life," would you? Is she really shepping nachas from this?
And from a more practical marketing-related perspective, paper dolls and life sized dolls used in sexual activity? And coloring books too? Interesting business model, I gotta say.
Hat tip to Nancy Friedman.
I'm trying to picture the expression on the face of the USPTO bureaucrat who had to type "butt plug" in that application.
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Well, it's not in the Acceptable Identification of Goods and Services Manual, and neither are dildos, nipple clamps, or anal beads and balls. That is just so unfair, no?
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